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About Us We are completely dedicated to your total satisfaction with our all products and service.!!!!If you have any suggestions, comments or queries about our products please email us:

or call 0113 2852729

We endeavour to provide the best possible customer service and our staff are available by email or phone if you have any problems or need any further information.

Thank you in advance for your interest and custom.

Making A Purchase
Making a purchase could not be easier, select a department on the left or above and browse through the items.

To purchase an item, click on the shopping basket and your item will be placed in your basket.

You can view the contents or purchase items in your basket at anytime by clicking on the buttons, "View Cart" to view your basket or click "Checkout" to purchase your items.

All customers will receive an automatic receipt of items purchased, together with an Order Reference, provided a valid e-mail address is with your order.

Your Credit Card Details do not pass over the net, we process all orders with 100% safety guaranteed through netbanx.

We accept credit card payment, Visa, Switch, MasterCard asnd all major brands

We will accept Cheques in the UK and Ireland, Goods will only be dispatched on receipt of cleared funds.

If you are shopping from anywhere other than the UK, please place your order and your credit card company will convert the transaction to your own currency.

Shipping And Handling
All items sent within the UK will be delivered by Royal Mail using their "First Class Recorded Post" service.

We add £2.50 to all orders to cover postage and packaging costs as the prices of our toys are so low.

For next day delivery a £5.00 charge will be added to your order total.

All items sent outside of the UK will be delivered by Royal Mail using their "Small Packets" service.

We add £5.00 to all EU and international orders to cover postage and packaging costs.

Please respect the laws and customs of your country. will not be held liable for any items that can be or are seized by your country's customs.

Delivery Schedule
Your order is processed right away and dispatched within 24 hrs.

We deliver your order using Royal Mail's first class service, in plain jiffy bags with no logo or website address as we are 100% discreet at all times.

If you are ordering within the UK, we aim to send your order to you within 3 business days.

If you would like your goods delivered the following next day, we ask for orders to be placed before 16.00 hrs. All orders placed after this will be sent out the next day to arrive the following day before 12pm.

EU and International orders are generally received in less than 7 days.

All orders are delivered in discreet packaging and do not display our company logo or website address.

Feel free to contact us with regard to your delivery.


Or call: 0113 2852729

Back Orders
Very rarely -If your item is not in stock, we will back order it for you.

You will be notified via email if this occurs, with the option to exchnage this item for another simialr product or to cancel your order if you would rather not wait.

Tax Charges
VAT is included with all prices of our products

Except for Orders delivered outside the countries of the EU (European Union), and also paid for from outside the EU

Orders from non-UK EU businesses giving their VAT Registration numbers, delivered within EU but outside the UK.

VAT will not be applied for sales invoiced and delivered outside the EU.

Credit Card Security
We use Netbanx secure payment system so please be assured that you are totally 100% safe and secure to use your credit card on this site. If you would like to learn more about Netbanx please visit their website

We guarantee your total satisfaction.

We accept all returns up to 31 days of purchase date, please see our returns policy for further details.

Please note that any models used for advertising specific products are over the age of 18.

We endeavour to provide the best possible customer service and our staff are available by email or phone if you have any problems or need any further information.

Reaching Us
If you need to reach us, please email us on

Alternatively, you can call on 0113 2852729(International +44113 2852729)

or write to us at: TMTB, 3 Jubilee Crescent Drighlington Bradford BD11 1NA

Privacy Policy
Any information obtained by us (TMTB) from you the customer, whilst placing an order, will be used solely by TMTB to process your request and we may send you information about special offers which may be of intersest to you. If you do not require any further information on any of our products please advise us at and we will remove you from the mailing list.

We promise not disclose any buyers information to third parties or to reveal your details, ever to anyone else.

Also we would like to point out that we do not see your credit card details at all, as these are encrypted in code by netbanx, so that they remain 100% safe and secure. Therefore we can issue refunds using this code but can not make any more charges to your card.

Cookies are used on this shopping site, but only to keep track of the contents of your shopping cart once you have selected an item and also for your convience of repeat order details, if you do not accept cookies you will not be able to use the takemetobed website.

Returns Policy For reasons of hygiene we regret due to the personal nature of our products that refunds are only acceptable if the product has not been opened, used and can be returned to us in its original condition, is faulty or received in a damaged condition and providing they are returned in their original packaging. Please note when returning goods postage will not be refunded.

Please be sure that you are ordering the right product for your needs before confirming your order.

If the product is defective, please give a full fault description and return the item in its original box with all manuals and accessories for a full refund or replacement within 30 days.

We will refund the return postage costs on faulty products only.

Returned items are tested and will be returned to you if they are found to be in working order.

Please thoroughly CLEAN all returned faulty products and wrap them securely in a plastic bag.

If you would like further information on products or concerning our refunds policy please email

Your rights to return goods are protected under the EU Distance Selling Directive which can be found at



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